"We originally were going to have me spend a year living with the worst frequent flyer in the area, under some really grueling conditions. But then my manager started hearing about the world of corporate EMS..
Due to major restructioning here at LZ we're going to have some shipping delays for the next week or two until we have everything set up in our new 80k sq ft compound. We apologize for the hassle, but honestly you guys are used to that kind of thing by now.