Marcus Fuzzy Wuzzy 'fro Patch

by Level Zero EMS


Better than the fidget spinners you secretly carry in your tactical fanny pack, Marcus' fuzzy 'fro can alleviate your anxiety with just one rub. Legend has it, giving it a rub can ward off bullshit calls, busy shifts and the Chipotle shits*

*results not guaranteed.


3x3 inch chenille patch with velcro backing. Made in the USA


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