Marcus Fuzzy Wuzzy 'fro Patch$11.99
Better than the fidget spinners you secretly carry in your tactical fanny pack, Marcus' fuzzy 'fro can alleviate your anxiety with just one rub. Legend has it, giving it a rub can ward off bullshit calls, busy shifts and the Chipotle shits*
*results not guaranteed.
3x3 inch chenille patch with velcro backing. Made in the USA