Marcus Fuzzy Wuzzy 'fro Patch

by Level Zero EMS

$11.99

Better than the fidget spinners you secretly carry in your tactical fanny pack, Marcus' fuzzy 'fro can alleviate your anxiety with just one rub. Legend has it, giving it a rub can ward off bullshit calls, busy shifts and the Chipotle shits*

*results not guaranteed.

 

3x3 inch chenille patch with velcro backing. Made in the USA

Marcus Fuzzy Wuzzy 'fro Patch - Level Zero EMS
Marcus Fuzzy Wuzzy 'fro Patch - Level Zero EMS
  • Marcus Fuzzy Wuzzy 'fro Patch - Level Zero EMS
  • Marcus Fuzzy Wuzzy 'fro Patch - Level Zero EMS

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