Don't Touch It Slap Pack

by Level Zero EMS


The most dangerous product we've ever released. Purchase at your own risk. 

Note that these slaps don't come with Fentanyl-resistant gloves, but you get four of them in the pack. That's enough for a 4-man engine crew, or whatever panicky cops you might come across during your shift.

NOTE* This item may ship separately from others in your order.

Slaps are approx 4"x 2.3", high-quality weather and scratch-resistant PVC.


Our response times are better than any corporate ambulance company, but some of our products are made in various facilities so shipping times may vary.


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