How fucking annoying is it when you watch upper-level management drive thier urban grocery vehicle into work and see an OBX sticker on the window? Fuck you, Carol. Nobody gives a shit that you spend your vacation somewhere nice. You know where I go most frequently? Out Of Service, Carol. Out Of Fucking Service. Weather and scratch resistant vinyl.
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This is where we'd talk about the Level Zero booze brand if we had one.