Coming Soon
Website going dark for a few weeks.... I awoke this morning to find a note next to my bed from Uncle Meat Bolus. He has apparently decided to join a monastery in Idaho after we stayed up doing peyote last night. I have not seen him since, so if there is a sighting please message the page. Anyways, the website is going offline for a few weeks while he takes a much deserved vacation. Myself and the other mods will shit post accordingly providing we don’t end up in prison before he comes back. Any existing orders will be handled ASAP and if there are any issues don’t be afraid to reach out through one of the social media channels. ETA on return to normal looks like end of February 2022. See you then!

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