Bougie Slap

by Level Zero EMS


There were a lot of rumors back in the day of the Thin White Duke getting intubated by Mick Jagger. Ol' Mick didn't need a bougie, but you definitely need this bougie slap for whatever you like to slap your slaps on.

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 High quality scratch and weather-resistant PVC slap, approximately 4 by 3 in


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