ETOH Response Patch

by Level Zero EMS


You know 'em. You love 'em. The belligerence, the wafting stench, the slurred speech and projectile vomiting. The drunk patient that make up at least 80% of all calls. Now you can show the public what you really do.3", Velcro backed and made in the U.S. of Alcoholism.


Our response times are better than any corporate ambulance company, but some of our products are made in various facilities so shipping times may vary.


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