LZ Halloween Patch

by Level Zero EMS


Spooky Fucks, Haunted Trucks etc. etc.

These may be retiring this year, fyi.

High-quality 3 inch PVC patch, velcro backed. Get spooky.


Our response times are better than any corporate ambulance company, but some of our products are made in various facilities so shipping times may vary.


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