Salty-O's Tee

by Level Zero EMS

$23.99
The foundation to a good shift starts with a healthy breakfast. Salty-O's has just enough Na and caffeine to get your heart rate up first thing in the morning. It's the most delicious breakfast cereal you'll never eat. Some folks say it tastes like pineapple and salmon, others think it's strawberry. There have been reports that it tastes like tears and ruined marriages. What flavor do you think you'd taste?

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28

Shipping

Our response times are better than any corporate ambulance company, but some of our products are made in various facilities so shipping times may vary.

ETOH Time

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