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Medic Shits At The Station On His Days Off

Local Medic Shits at the The Station On Days Off The daily stressors EMS professionals face are as varied as they are troublesome. But for one local paramedic, the years of constant "fight or fligh...

Medic With New P-Card Waiting For the P-Train

Medic With New P-Card Waiting For the P-Train

Indianapolis, IND. - Local man and brand new paramedic Joe Griffin sees a bright future ahead, full of excitement, fulfilment and above all, "tons of poon.""My friends and family are really proud a...

FirefighterWoke Firefighter Says SCBA's Are A Form Of Oppression

Woke Firefighter Says SCBA's Are A Form Of Oppression

"The media and the government want to keep you scared though. It's a form of control, but your fear is your problem. Not mine."

NewsDavid Blaine Will Attempt to Hold the Wall for 16 Hours

David Blaine Will Attempt to Hold the Wall for 16 Hours

"We originally were going to have me spend a year living with the worst frequent flyer in the area, under some really grueling conditions. But then my manager started hearing about the world of cor...