COVID-19 Extermination patch (2021 edition)

by Level Zero EMS


Updated for 2021, the year we flatten the curve.
Or not.
In space, no one can hear you cough.

No pulse rifles, no flamethrowers. Not even a power loader. But I got the same N95 mask I’ve been using for three days. Let's just bug out and call it even, man! What are we even talking about this for?

3 Inch, velcro-backed high-quality PVC patch.


Our response times are better than any corporate ambulance company, but some of our products are made in various facilities so shipping times may vary.


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