CPR Champ Slap

by Level Zero EMS

The original Lucas device, spring loaded and cute as fuck. 

Approx 3x3.5 inch slap made of high-quality PVC that's scratch and weather-resistant.


Our response times are better than any corporate ambulance company, but some of our products are made in various facilities so shipping times may vary.


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