The Most Dangerous Patch

by Level Zero EMS

$11.00

THE MOST DANGEROUS PATCH EVAAAAR!
Don't touch it!

Don't look at it!

Certainly don't buy it for your hysterical PD friends!

Our biggest patch yet at 3x5 inches, velcro-backed high-quality PVC. 

 

*Note* this item may ship separately from others in your order

Shipping

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ETOH Time

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