PB&J Slap

by Level Zero EMS

Is it a stroke? Is she drunk? Naahhh..she's just got the sugars. Sometimes we deserve to be thanked for our service. This is one of those times. 

*Note* this item may ship separately from others in your order.

3" high-quality scratch and weather-resistant PVC slap


Our response times are better than any corporate ambulance company, but some of our products are made in various facilities so shipping times may vary.


This is where we'd talk about the Level Zero booze brand if we had one.

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