Porkchop Express sticker

by Level Zero EMS

$3.50
You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightning's crashin' and the thunder's rollin' and the rain's coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your bullshit transfer, pal. I can take it."

Scratch and weather-resistant high-quality PVC sticker, approx. 4 x2.5 inches. 
Porkchop Express sticker - Level Zero EMS
  • Porkchop Express sticker - Level Zero EMS

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