Salty-O's Sticker

by Level Zero EMS


The foundation to a good shift starts with a healthy breakfast. Salty-O's has just enough Na and caffeine to get your heart rate up first thing in the morning. It's the most delicious breakfast cereal you'll never eat. Some folks say it tastes like pineapple and salmon, others think it's strawberry. There have been reports that it tastes like tears and ruined marriages. What flavor do you think you'd taste?


Approx 3"x 4" sticker, high-quality scratch and weather-resistant PVC.


Our response times are better than any corporate ambulance company, but some of our products are made in various facilities so shipping times may vary.


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